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 Subject :The idiot test.. 2009-11-09 11:33:07 
rprew
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THE IDIOT TEST -  BE HONEST - NO CHEATING

18-20 CORRECT=GENIUS
>17 CORRECT=ABOVE NORMAL
>15 CORRECT=NORMAL
>8 CORRECT=NINCOMPOOP
>6 CORRECT=MORON
>3 CORRECT=IDIOT

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
3. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents, the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother.  How come?
5. Why can't a man living in the U.S.A. be buried in Canada?
6. How many outs are there in an inning?
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?        Why?
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games.  There are no ties.  Explain this.
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A bear walks by the house. What color is the bear?    Why?
11. There are 3 apples and you take away 2. How many do you have?
12. I have two U.S. coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, what would you light first?
14. How far can a dog run into the woods?
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?
16. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
18. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
20. What was the president's name in 1950?




(If there is a need, the answers will be posted later.)
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 Subject :Idiot test answers.. 2009-11-15 10:46:50 
rprew
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For those who couldn't figure them out, here are the answers:



1. Yes
2. One
3. All 12 of them
4. The beggar is a woman
5. Living people aren't buried
6. Six
7. No. Dead people can't get married
8. They didn't play with each other
9. 70
10. White. It's at the North Pole
11. Two
12. A half dollar and a nickel
13. The match
14. Half way
15. One hour
16. Meat
17. None
18. 9
19. 12
20. He didn't have a name. He wasn't born until 1961 (An alternate answer might be that we don't have a legal president and the question is therefore moot.)

If you didn't understand the answer to any question, you can either post the question or, if you prefer not to be publicly embarrassed, send a message to my Inbox.
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